Woman's World by Graham Rawle. Discussed previously. A small small sampling:
"In the mirror my natural loveliness is quite breathtaking. But the mirror can never take the place of a real PERSON. I yearn to see my winsome charm reflected in the eyes of a real flesh-and-blood admirer. Not one admirer in particular, but any member of the public whose HEAD might turn with an approving glance as I pass them on the street. A dear old lady, refreshed by the sparkle of my unassuming youth and beauty; a teenage boy, intoxicated by the heady perfume of feminine Glamour, compelled to lay down on a grass verge; or an old man, so entranced by my sophisticated yet COQUETTISH demeanour that he forgets his manners and goes to the toilet in his trousers."
More over at The Flaming Curmudgeon.
